The "Count the Crimes to Cut Act" mandates that the Attorney General submit a detailed report to Congress on all criminal statutory offenses within one year of enactment. This report must include a list of each offense, its elements, potential criminal penalties, the number of prosecutions by the Department of Justice over the preceding 15 years, and the required mens rea . Concurrently, numerous specified federal agencies, such as the Department of Agriculture, EPA, and SEC, are required to submit similar reports on criminal regulatory offenses enforceable by their respective agencies, detailing penalties, prosecution referrals, and mens rea requirements. Within two years of enactment, the Attorney General must establish a publicly accessible online index of all reported criminal statutory offenses on the Department of Justice website. Similarly, each federal agency involved must create and maintain a public online index for their respective criminal regulatory offenses. This legislation aims to provide greater transparency regarding the vast landscape of federal criminal law, though it explicitly states that it does not require or authorize appropriations.